30/09/2020
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04/09/2020
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- If only ONE crouton is missing before lunch...... 🔪 🔪 🔪
30/08/2020
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10/08/2020
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- It's wet.
-It is sunny!
-Yes but your bum is gonna be all wet.
09/08/2020
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Mom : 😤 I remember now why we preferred to have it done by someone else ! Because that’s fucking annoying !!!
A fly : bzzzzz
Dad : do you want me to finish your pot?
A fly : bzzzzz
Mom : are you kidding? 2 hours I piss myself off painting the baseboards and outlines and you just wanna colour inside?
A fly : bzzzzbzzzzzzzzzz
Me : mom where is the fly swatter?
Mom : IN YOUR ASS!!!

18/06/2020
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13/06/2020
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06/05/2020
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04/05/2020
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30/04/2020
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13/04/2020
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COVID COMICS (does it deserve it though)
1. Overwhelmed?
2. A touch of solidarity
3. Just in case
4. Ambiance
5. This super new trend called hot water
02/04/2020
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A Monday like another one
02/03/2020
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Closer to the turtle than the donkey
29/02/2020
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Lucky cooking
26/02/2020
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When you're trying to set up a radio but all you can set up is your own exposure
19/02/2020
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 A few weeks in Sichuan
Every single day, 10 times a day : OHHHH WHERE ARE THEY FROM?? -France and Poland, France Poland France and Poland France poland France ....
-Are you tired?

- You don’t understand! In Europe we don’t eat 8 meals a day! We are full up we just finished eating so why are we on the way to the restaurant again??

- Chloé! Speak Chinese! I don’t understand what you say!
C - FULL UP
W - ?
C - ... leave it. Let’s go eat

J : Damn, it’s cold. Alright so now we need to book 2 double rooms but it’s super late, maybe the boss is sleeping, is the hotel supposed to be open now? it's gonna be hard to find anything else at that time anyway so we should really get the boss here
C : ??
W : let me do it.
C : yes please
W : Where is the boss?

30/10/2019
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HAIDILAO
29/06/2019
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FICTION
01/2019
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